Sticking Your Finger In A Tesla Cybertruck’s Frunk Is Still A Bad Idea

Sticking Your Finger In A Tesla Cybertruck’s Frunk Is Still A Bad Idea

There’s been a lot of talk about the Tesla Cybertruck having a deep desire to chomp people’s fingers off with its power frunk latch, but no one has been brave enough to stick their fingie in there and find out what happens… until now. So far, we’ve only seen various vegetables and dummy hands get … Read more

Another Elon Musk Promise Dies As Tesla Scraps ‘Gigacasting’

Another Elon Musk Promise Dies As Tesla Scraps ‘Gigacasting’

Good morning! It’s Thursday, May 2, 2024, and this is The Morning Shift, your daily roundup of the top automotive headlines from around the world, in one place. Here are the important stories you need to know. The Hype Behind Tesla Stock Success In 2023 1st Gear: Elon Musk, Tesla Kill ‘Gigasting’ Manufacturing Process Tesla … Read more

This Apocalypse-Ready Off-Roader Can Definitely Survive A Car Wash

This Apocalypse-Ready Off-Roader Can Definitely Survive A Car Wash

If you like the Tesla Cybertruck for its angular styling and alleged toughness, then consider this Zeal Motor Fat Truck 2.8C that’s currently for sale on Bring A Trailer. It may not be able to beat a Porsche 911 in a drag race while towing a Porsche 911, but neither can the Cybertruck. The Fat … Read more

Tesla Learns Hard Lesson: Go Anti-Woke, Go Broke

Tesla Learns Hard Lesson: Go Anti-Woke, Go Broke

Things are not going well at Tesla right now. The stock is down more than $100 per share year-to-date, as many as 20,000 people are set to lose their jobs, the Cybertruck keeps breaking, operating profit is expected to be down 40 percent when it’s announced later today and the $25,000 electric vehicle that Tesla … Read more

Tesla’s Q1 Earnings Call Is Tonight, Tune In Here For Live Updates

Tesla’s Q1 Earnings Call Is Tonight, Tune In Here For Live Updates

Tesla’s first-quarter earnings call for 2024 is tonight, and it’s shaping up to be a rough one. The stock is nosediving, and investors desperately want Elon Musk to right the ship — and, in doing so, reinspire their confidence in the company’s continued ability to generate returns. Why Tesla stock might not be a buy … Read more

Tesla Attempts To Overshadow Likely Bad Earnings Call With New 510-HP Model 3 Performance

Tesla Attempts To Overshadow Likely Bad Earnings Call With New 510-HP Model 3 Performance

Photo: Tesla Tesla launched the newest iteration of its Model 3 Performance Tuesday, just in time for what promises to be a tense Q1 earning call. First, the car; the automaker claims it’s the most powerful electric sedan it has ever produced, boasting an advertised 163 mph top speed and a 2.9 second 0-to-60 mph … Read more

Tesla’s Day Of Reckoning Is Upon Us

Tesla’s Day Of Reckoning Is Upon Us

Good morning! It’s Monday, April 22, 2024, and this is The Morning Shift, your daily roundup of the top automotive headlines from around the world, in one place. Here are the important stories you need to know. The Hype Behind Tesla Stock Success In 2023 1st Gear: Chaos At Tesla 2024 has not been kind … Read more

Tesla Cybertruck Breaks In New, Innovative Way

Tesla Cybertruck Breaks In New, Innovative Way

Photo: Tesla Things aren’t going well at Tesla. The stock is currently down more than 40 percent year-to-date, analysts expect the Texas-based automaker to announce a 40 percent drop in profits, more than 20,000 people are expected to lose their jobs, and Tesla’s flagship product, the Cybertruck, is already on its second recall, this time … Read more

Tesla Creates Website To Convince Shareholders To Make Elon Musk $55 Billion Richer

Tesla Creates Website To Convince Shareholders To Make Elon Musk  Billion Richer

Elon Musk is filthy, stinking rich. Despite Tesla’s current troubles resulting in his net worth tumbling a few billion, he’s still the third richest person on the planet. Apparently that wealth isn’t enough for him or Tesla. Now, the company actually created a website to convince shareholders that their part-time CEO deserves a $55 billion … Read more

Tesla Cybertruck Gets A Recall For Pedals That Get Cyberstuck

Tesla Cybertruck Gets A Recall For Pedals That Get Cyberstuck

The Tesla Cybertruck, a truck so rugged it can only be defeated by a car wash, was reportedly hit with a stop-sale recently because problems with its accelerator kept causing unintended acceleration issues. Don’t worry, though, just because a Cybertruck could attack at any time doesn’t mean it necessarily will. Also, TechCrunch reports that Tesla … Read more