Cruise Ships Are Ruining Greece

Cruise Ships Are Ruining Greece

Image: Aris Oikonomou (Getty Images) The Greecian Islands, home to some of the most beautiful natural and human-built wonders, are being overrun with cruise-ship tourists. While the Mediterranean nation’s economy is supported largely by tourism, the strain of tens of millions of travelers annually has become too intense to sustain. Similar to many other European … Read more

Cruise Ships Will Be 8 Times Larger Than The Titanic By 2050

Cruise Ships Will Be 8 Times Larger Than The Titanic By 2050

Photo: Marco Bello / AFP (Getty Images) Modern cruise ships are all-inclusive luxury contagion incubators on the water, and they are only getting larger. A recent report released by climate advocacy group Transport & Environment projects the world’s largest cruise ship will be eight times larger than the Titanic by 2050. Admittedly, we’re already past … Read more

Olympic Village For Surfers Is A Cruise Ship In Tahiti With A Tattoo Parlor And Waterslide

Olympic Village For Surfers Is A Cruise Ship In Tahiti With A Tattoo Parlor And Waterslide

Image: Gregory Bull (AP) Paris 2024, officially known as the Games of the XXXIII Olympiad, kicked off to great fanfare over the weekend. One of the games this round isn’t based in Paris at all, however, mostly due to the area’s lack of gnarly swells. The surf competition, added to the Olympiad schedule in 2020, … Read more

Locals Told To Stay Home As 11,000 Cruise Ship Tourists Descend On Small Island

Locals Told To Stay Home As 11,000 Cruise Ship Tourists Descend On Small Island

Thousands of cruise ship passengers turned the charming Greek island of Santorini into standing-room-only hell Wednesday, proving once again it really is the worst way to travel. Santorini is probably what you imagine when you picture Greece in your head; it’s just that picturesque. Naturally the island of 15,500 residents is a draw for the … Read more

There’s No Escape From Insufferable Formula 1 Fans On This $10,000 Motorsport Cruise

There’s No Escape From Insufferable Formula 1 Fans On This ,000 Motorsport Cruise

Have you ever gone on a themed vacation, you know the kind of thing where you’re away for a week with a bunch of people who all love the same thing as you, like off-roading or craft beer? Well now there’s one for rich Formula 1 fans, who can all bond over how much cash … Read more

Big Nude Cesspool Cruise Heads For Miami

Big Nude Cesspool Cruise Heads For Miami

Do you feel your life isn’t hellish enough as it is? Do you feel that both cruise ships and the city of Miami are too sanitary and clean? If you answered yes to either of these questions, then I’ve got good news for you: there’s a nude cruise setting sail from the port of Miami … Read more

2 crew members die aboard Holland America Line cruise ship in the Bahamas – National

2 crew members die aboard Holland America Line cruise ship in the Bahamas – National

Two crew members aboard a Holland America Line cruise ship were killed on Friday following an “incident” in one of the ship’s engineering rooms, according to a statement from the U.S.-owned cruise line. The fatalities occurred on the Nieuw Amsterdam cruise ship while it was docked at Half Moon Cay in the Bahamas. Holland America … Read more

The Icon Of The Seas Is 250,000 Tons Of Floating Carbon-Emissions Horror

The Icon Of The Seas Is 250,000 Tons Of Floating Carbon-Emissions Horror

The Icon Of The Seas is Royal Caribbean’s newest two-billion dollar boondoggle. Boasting twenty decks and capacity for 7,600 guests (plus 2,350 crew), this is the single largest cruise ship in the world. It is scheduled to sail for the first time on January 27, and will conduct seven-night hops around the Caribbean islands until … Read more

World’s Largest Cruise Ship Has Twenty Decks, But Barely Any Of It Sits Below The Water

World’s Largest Cruise Ship Has Twenty Decks, But Barely Any Of It Sits Below The Water

Photo: Royal Caribbean Increasingly advanced designs and record profits have allowed modern cruise ships to become maritime behemoths. When Royal Caribbean’s Icon of the Seas departs from Port Miami on its maiden voyage later this month, the new vessel will be the largest cruise ship ever put into revenue service. Icon of the Seas is … Read more

Some People Are Insane Enough To Take A Nine-Month Cruise

Some People Are Insane Enough To Take A Nine-Month Cruise

Photo: JEAN-FRANCOIS MONIER / Contributor (Getty Images) Cruise ships are floating ecological disasters that mostly take you from tourist trap to tourist trap, but hey, at least you get to tell people you visited multiple countries on one vacation. And while drinks packages cost more than $100 a day, you can’t even bring any weed … Read more