That Video Of A Sparking, Arcing, Electrified Cybertruck Body Is Not What It Seems

That Video Of A Sparking, Arcing, Electrified Cybertruck Body Is Not What It Seems

The Tesla Cybertruck has been plagued with problems since its launch, with seemingly every issue imaginable manifesting in the first few thousand units. Now, though, an issue no one could’ve imagined has popped up in a widely viewed video: It seems a messed-up Tesla wall charger can electrify the very skin of the Cybertruck. Tesla’s Cybertruck … Read more

It’s Well Past Time For The U.S. Government To Remove Elon Musk’s Security Clearance

It’s Well Past Time For The U.S. Government To Remove Elon Musk’s Security Clearance

Elon Musk has been an irredeemable weirdo for years, but recently his absurdist rhetoric and cringe memelord persona has swung violently toward the political alt-right. In a recent (now deleted) tweet he wondered aloud why Joe Biden and Kamala Harris haven’t yet been assassinated. This man, particularly as head of SpaceX, is a major contractor … Read more

BMW Recalls 1.5 Million Cars After Two-Year Probe Into Braking Issues

BMW Recalls 1.5 Million Cars After Two-Year Probe Into Braking Issues

Good morning! It’s Monday, September 16, 2024, and this is The Morning Shift, your daily roundup of the top automotive headlines from around the world, in one place. Here are the important stories you need to know. Learn How BMW Names Its Cars In Under Four Minutes 1st Gear: BMW, Rolls-Royce Recall 1.5 Million Cars … Read more

Tesla Locks Baby In Car On 109-Degree Day For Seemingly No Reason

Tesla Locks Baby In Car On 109-Degree Day For Seemingly No Reason

A mom in California faced a frightening situation last week when her child was locked inside her Tesla while it was charging on a 109-degree day. With no way of opening up the vehicle to get her child out of the sweltering car, Kassandra Pineda and a bystander were forced to smash the car’s window … Read more

Tesla Cybertruck Is Kicking Every EV Truck’s Ass In Sales

Tesla Cybertruck Is Kicking Every EV Truck’s Ass In Sales

Say what you will about the Tesla Cybertruck and the people who drive it, but folks who want an electric pickup truck are choosing it over the competition at an astonishing rate. Granted, it’s a very small sliver of the overall car market, but back in July Cybertruck sales pretty much equaled the sales of … Read more

Tesla Semi Fire Took 50,000 Gallons Of Water To Extinguish

Tesla Semi Fire Took 50,000 Gallons Of Water To Extinguish

The National Transportation Safety Board revealed on Thursday that California firefighters used 50,000 gallons of water to extinguish a Tesla Semi fire last month. The electric truck crashed on Interstate 80 in Northern California and burst into flames. The resulting 1,000-degree fire shut down the highway for 16 hours and drew federal investigators to the … Read more

Wall Street Doesn’t Know If Tesla Is A Car Company

Wall Street Doesn’t Know If Tesla Is A Car Company

Is Tesla a car company or a tech company? It’s a question not even analysts on Wall Street can agree on. CEO Elon Musk seems to split the difference between the two, and it’s hard to argue the cars his companies build aren’t more tech-forward (for better or worse) than most other cars currently for … Read more

Goodbye Autoblog; A Good Car Website

Goodbye Autoblog; A Good Car Website

On Friday, September 13, 2024, the car news website Autoblog.com will cease to exist. The site that started with the philosophy of covering every single scrap of automotive news is shutting down after 20 years in the biz. And though we had, at times, an adversarial relationship with the ’Blog, you won’t find one Jalopnik … Read more

Cybertruck Owner Spends $4,200 On Stainless Steel-Look Wrap To Avoid Headache Of Actual Stainless Steel

Cybertruck Owner Spends ,200 On Stainless Steel-Look Wrap To Avoid Headache Of Actual Stainless Steel

An aerial view of a Tesla Cybertruck being driven on July 24, 2024 in Burbank, California (not the Cybertruck mentioned in the story)Photo: Mario Tama (Getty Images) Stainless steel often proves to be anything but—anyone with stainless steel appliances can tell you that—but the Tesla Cybertruck’s steel body panels have made a mockery of the … Read more

Tesla CEO And World’s Richest Man Elon Musk Parrots Weird Neo Nazi Pet Eating Propaganda, Says He’ll Give Pop Star Taylor Swift A Child

Tesla CEO And World’s Richest Man Elon Musk Parrots Weird Neo Nazi Pet Eating Propaganda, Says He’ll Give Pop Star Taylor Swift A Child

Elon Musk’s artificial intelligence company xAI has built and opened what will allegedly soon be the world’s largest supercomputer structure in the world. The facility is located in Memphis, Tenn, to the surprise of the City Council. The goal of this computer is allegedly to “understand the universe” and “accelerate human scientific discovery,” but for … Read more