Elon Musk Is Turning Off Would-Be Tesla Buyers

Elon Musk Is Turning Off Would-Be Tesla Buyers

Good morning! It’s Monday, April 1, 2024, and this is The Morning Shift, your daily roundup of the top automotive headlines from around the world, in one place. Here are the important stories you need to know. Walter Isaacson On Elon Musk(s) 1st Gear: Elon Musk Scares Off Potential Tesla Owners Elon Musk is turning … Read more

Tesla’s Quality Control Is So Bad Customers Are Taking Delivery Inspections Into Their Own Hands

Tesla’s Quality Control Is So Bad Customers Are Taking Delivery Inspections Into Their Own Hands

Tesla’s build quality problems are well known; from panel gaps to crummy interiors to glass roofs that just fly off for no reason, it’s safe to say customers should be on the lookout when they purchase a brand-new Tesla. The Cybertruck has been just as bad as previous models, despite its over $100,000 price tag. … Read more

Tesla Cybertruck Frunk Is Hungry For Fingers

Tesla Cybertruck Frunk Is Hungry For Fingers

It seems like every week another poorly executed feature on the Tesla Cybertruck emerges. Today’s lesson; the Cybertruck’s front trunk or frunk seems to have the potential to seriously injure misplaced fingers. Tesla’s Cybertruck Has Finally Arrived A video shared to X (Twitter) shows a Cybertruck’s frunk being put up against the closing mechanisms of … Read more

Musk Claims Tesla Roadster Will Be Able To Fly, If It Launches

Musk Claims Tesla Roadster Will Be Able To Fly, If It Launches

After finally rolling the ridiculous Cybertruck off its production line last year, American electric vehicle maker Tesla can now focus its attention on its next long-delayed product: the Roadster. This means it’s time for boss Elon Musk to start making all manner of outlandish claims about the car in the buildup to its launch, including … Read more

SpaceX Would Rather Use A Ford F-150 Lightning Than Cybertruck

SpaceX Would Rather Use A Ford F-150 Lightning Than Cybertruck

Photo: Jon Shapley (Getty Images) The Ford F-150 Lightning has earned the SpaceX seal of approval before the Tesla Cybertruck, and it has been photographed bearing the livery of Elon Musk’s commercial spaceflight company. It seems even SpaceX would rather rely on Ford’s EV pickup than the Cybertruck when it comes to the serious business … Read more

Watch A Tesla Cybertruck Sputter Out Driving Through A Creek

Watch A Tesla Cybertruck Sputter Out Driving Through A Creek

At this point, I think it’s safe to say that the Tesla Cybertruck is a rolling disaster. I’m not talking about sales performance; I’m talking about the truck itself. There have been all manner of screw-ups with this thing damn near starting from the moment customers got their hands on it — trust us, we’ve … Read more

Cybertruck Range Drops To 200 Miles With Tonneau Cover Open

Cybertruck Range Drops To 200 Miles With Tonneau Cover Open

Image: Tesla Tesla engineers have done a lot of work to get the Tesla Cybertruck as aerodynamically efficient as possible, while keeping the faux-futurist design that excites children. Tesla claims the truck has a coefficient of drag of just 0.34, which is significantly better than a JL-generation Jeep Wrangler’s 0.48, but significantly worse than the … Read more

What Car Is Driven Exclusively By Idiots?

What Car Is Driven Exclusively By Idiots?

A few weeks ago we talked about cars that looked dumb, but that doesn’t necessarily mean their owners are dummies themselves. That got me thinking: What cars are only driven by idiots? What cars are driven by the sort of people who can only breathe with their mouths wide open and their knuckles dragging on … Read more

Cybertruck Engineer Begs Owners To Stop Abusing Their Trucks

Cybertruck Engineer Begs Owners To Stop Abusing Their Trucks

Gif: JerryRigEverything YouTube Elon Musk opened a can of worms when he originally showed the Cybertruck in late 2019. He passed the truck off as being incredibly tough, capable of handling anything, and “literally bulletproof.” Naturally, once owners began to get their hands on them in late 2023, they took Musk at his word. Since … Read more

Tesla’s Gear-Shifting Problems Known Before Angela Chao’s Death

Tesla’s Gear-Shifting Problems Known Before Angela Chao’s Death

Billionaire and sister to former Secretary of Transportation Elaine Chao, Angela Chao, drowned in her Tesla Model X after accidentally reversing into a pond on a 900-acre Texas ranch last month. She’d reversed her Tesla Model X when she meant to drive forward during a K turn — a common problem with the vehicle among owners. … Read more