Tesla Chops Down 500,000 Trees At Berlin Plant Despite Protests

Tesla Chops Down 500,000 Trees At Berlin Plant Despite Protests

Between 2020 and 2023, Tesla felled more than 500,000 trees on the outskirts of Berlin in order to make space for its German gigafactory. If left in place, the trees would have absorbed enough CO2 to offset the emissions of almost 3,000 cars every year. Tesla Had A Very Interesting Week Tesla began constructing its … Read more

‘Distracted’ Elon Musk Is Letting Other EV Makers Take Tesla’s Crown

‘Distracted’ Elon Musk Is Letting Other EV Makers Take Tesla’s Crown

Good morning! It’s Friday, August 23, 2024, and this is The Morning Shift, your daily roundup of the top automotive headlines from around the world, in one place. Here are the important stories you need to know. Tesla’s Cybertruck Has Finally Arrived 1st Gear: Tesla Is Losing Its Sales And Technology Lead Tesla is having … Read more

Tesla’s Sold-Out $700 Stainless Steel Cooler Takes Up The Cybertruck’s Entire Frunk

Tesla’s Sold-Out 0 Stainless Steel Cooler Takes Up The Cybertruck’s Entire Frunk

Do you own a Tesla Cybertruck, have a spare $700 and are struggling to find something to do with the truck’s finger-eating frunk? Well, I’ve got good news for you, because the Austin, Texas–based automaker just unleashed the “Cybertruck Cooler” on the world. It’s exactly what you think it is: a cooler meant to fit … Read more

Tesla Delivers Brand New Cybertrucks Full Of Trash And Covered In Dirt

Tesla Delivers Brand New Cybertrucks Full Of Trash And Covered In Dirt

After a never-ending stream of delays, Tesla finally started delivering its Cybertruck to buyers across America over the past year. However, the automaker may wish it pushed the deliveries back by a few hours to give it time to clear the junk out the six-figure trucks it was dropping off at excited buyers. Tesla Had … Read more

Tesla Semi Battery Pack Bursts Into Flames And Spews Toxic Fumes After Crash

Tesla Semi Battery Pack Bursts Into Flames And Spews Toxic Fumes After Crash

A Tesla Semi truck has crashed in California causing its battery pack to burst into flames and spew toxic fumes over I-80. First responders in the area closed the highway in both directions as they waited for the truck to burn out. Tesla’s Cybertruck Has Finally Arrived The Tesla truck was driving in northern California … Read more

Elon Musk’s Purchase Of Twitter Declared ‘The Worst Buyout For Banks Since The Financial Crisis’

Elon Musk’s Purchase Of Twitter Declared ‘The Worst Buyout For Banks Since The Financial Crisis’

It’s no secret that Jalopnik isn’t exactly Elon Musk’s biggest fan. Sure, he’s responsible for the most important car of the 21st century, and SpaceX does some neat stuff when it’s not ruining the environment, but he’s also a bigoted piece of shit. Then again, our staff is a bunch of radical leftists who believe … Read more

Ford Is Even Recalling Cop Cars Now

Ford Is Even Recalling Cop Cars Now

Good morning! It’s Monday, August 19, 2024, and this is The Morning Shift, your daily roundup of the top automotive headlines from around the world, in one place. Here are the important stories you need to know. Tesla’s Cybertruck Has Finally Arrived 1st Gear: Ford Recalls 85,000 Cop Cars Over Engine Fire Fears Of all … Read more

Chechen Warlord Mounts Machine Gun To Tesla Cybertruck For Use In War Against Ukraine

Chechen Warlord Mounts Machine Gun To Tesla Cybertruck For Use In War Against Ukraine

A Tesla Cybertruck with a machine gun fitted to its roof was paraded across social media this weekend by Russian forces. It’s a pretty terrifying sight to behold, especially as it’s in the hands of Chechen warlord Ramzan Kadyrov, who is the leader of Russia’s forces in the Chechnya region. Tesla’s Cybertruck Has Finally Arrived … Read more

Give Up Another $16,000 And A Third Of Your Bed Space And Your Cybertruck Can Get More Than 400 Miles Of Range

Give Up Another ,000 And A Third Of Your Bed Space And Your Cybertruck Can Get More Than 400 Miles Of Range

Image: Tesla The Tesla Cybertruck’s long promised range extender has finally arrived. It’ll get owners more range, but the price for it is almost as big as the extender itself. Tesla’s Cybertruck Has Finally Arrived The range extender was originally mentioned around the time customer deliveries of the Cybertruck started in November 2023. Back then, … Read more

There’s A Bunch Of Brand New Tesla Model 3s Sitting In A Random Field In Florida

There’s A Bunch Of Brand New Tesla Model 3s Sitting In A Random Field In Florida

Image: Tesla If you need another reminder of just how bad Tesla’s sales slowdown is, just look for a random field or parking lot like this one in Florida that’s become a storage lot for Model 3s. Tesla’s Cybertruck Has Finally Arrived First spotted by the Drive via Reddit, a random, overgrown field in North … Read more