What Car Should Be Turned Into A Ute?

What Car Should Be Turned Into A Ute?

Photo: Daniel Golson/Jalopnik While it may be tough to describe to your parents, significant others or friends who don’t care about cars, there’s something just plain cool about a ute. These car-based trucks once roamed the streets of the United States, but now they’re mainly relegated to South America and Australia, and even there are … Read more

Mark Robinson Was Not Burned Trying To Have Sex With A Truck

Mark Robinson Was Not Burned Trying To Have Sex With A Truck

North Carolina’s Lieutenant Governor Mark Robinson has been credibly accused of previously being a frequent poster in a porn forum, which wouldn’t be so bad if he hadn’t allegedly referred to himself as a “black NAZI” and said he supported bringing back slavery. He also referred to himself as a “perv,” so when we heard … Read more

These Are The Ugliest Trucks Of All Time

These Are The Ugliest Trucks Of All Time

You’re ruining the view. Photo: Hummer There are a few things that America does better than most: BBQ, excessive military spending and pickup trucks. None of those are particularly attractive things, least of all pickup trucks. But it’s not just America that builds ugly trucks (though they are the best at it) it turns out the … Read more

If You’re Looking For A Truck That Says ‘I’m A Weird Dork’ But Don’t Like The Cybertruck, Buy This Instead

If You’re Looking For A Truck That Says ‘I’m A Weird Dork’ But Don’t Like The Cybertruck, Buy This Instead

Photo: Cars & Bids Are you a weird dork, but the prepper kind that lives in a bunker because they’re afraid of EMPs instead of the wannabe-future-tech kind who lives in the metaverse? Then boy howdy do I have the truck for you. This 2020 Terradyne Gurkha RPV is a ’roided up Ford F-550 Super … Read more

Trucks And SUVs In Death Valley Just Can’t Stop Bursting Into Flames

Trucks And SUVs In Death Valley Just Can’t Stop Bursting Into Flames

Firefighters drenching what remains of the delivery truck.Photo: National Park Service A soft-drink delivery truck burst into flames two weeks ago on California State Route 190 within Death Valley National Park, becoming the fourth vehicle in a month to burn to ashes in the park. While Death Valley is infamous for averaging a high temperature … Read more

Tesla Delivers Brand New Cybertrucks Full Of Trash And Covered In Dirt

Tesla Delivers Brand New Cybertrucks Full Of Trash And Covered In Dirt

After a never-ending stream of delays, Tesla finally started delivering its Cybertruck to buyers across America over the past year. However, the automaker may wish it pushed the deliveries back by a few hours to give it time to clear the junk out the six-figure trucks it was dropping off at excited buyers. Tesla Had … Read more

The Three-Row Pickup Truck Is Coming

The Three-Row Pickup Truck Is Coming

Image: Stellantis Trucks have replaced sedans and wagons as the everyday driver from thirty years ago, that’s just a fact. Remember when your friend’s mom in high school had a wagon with seats in “the way back” that folded out of the floor? What’s old is new again. Ram filed a patent for a third … Read more

Even The Tesla Cybertruck’s Bed Length Is A Lie

Even The Tesla Cybertruck’s Bed Length Is A Lie

It turns out the Tesla Cybertruck’s quoted bed size is a bit of a lie if you actually want to carry anything substantial. Sure, it is technically six feet, one inch long, but an item that big will only fit the bed if it’s less than 6” tall. That’s not ideal if you want to … Read more

18-Wheeler Carrying 15 Million Bees Crashes In Maine, Releases Unknown Number Of Flying Monsters

18-Wheeler Carrying 15 Million Bees Crashes In Maine, Releases Unknown Number Of Flying Monsters

I hate insects, especially the ones that fly, so you can imagine my displeasure at learning an 18-wheeler carrying about 15 million honey bees crashed and overturned on I-95 in Maine while being transported to pollinate blueberry fields in Washington County. The Chevy Colorado’s Headlight Controls Are Deeply Frustrating And I Need To Yell About … Read more

Buy This Massive Radio Flyer Wagon Built From An Old Pickup For Your Inner Child

Buy This Massive Radio Flyer Wagon Built From An Old Pickup For Your Inner Child

Don’t buy a fire truck, get a Flyer truck instead. Screenshot: Alaska Premier Auctions and Appraisals via YouTube Pickup trucks are everywhere these days. Whether it’s million-mile Tacomas, hybrid runarounds like the Maverick or monstrosities such as the Cybertruck, you can’t walk more than a few paces in the U.S. without spotting at least one … Read more