Tesla Roadster Engineering ‘Mostly Complete’ Says Musk, Production To Allegedly Start Next Year

Tesla Roadster Engineering ‘Mostly Complete’ Says Musk, Production To Allegedly Start Next Year

Oh, the second-gen Tesla Roadster. It was first announced so long ago that images on the original post have been nuked. It’s allegedly going to have rockets and possibly be able to fly and also break the laws of physics, and if we’re being honest, nobody knows whether it will look anything like the concept … Read more

Elon Musk’s Makes Ridiculous Claims About The Tesla Roadster

Elon Musk’s Makes Ridiculous Claims About The Tesla Roadster

Tesla CEO Elon Musk is back at it, flapping his gums about a new Tesla Roadster he first mentioned (and began collecting deposits for) seven years ago. Well it’s back, and apparently coming out next year. Yeah, sure, OK. Walter Isaacson On Elon Musk(s) One thousand people gave Tesla $250,000 to order a Roadster, only … Read more

Tesla Cybertruck Deliveries Delayed Because Of Big Ass Wiper

Tesla Cybertruck Deliveries Delayed Because Of Big Ass Wiper

Photo: David Paul Morris/Bloomberg (Getty Images) Tesla has halted production and deliveries of its troubled Cybertruck because of a problem with the electric motor that powers its stupid, big single windshield wiper. Cybertruck Owners Club forum users have posted on the site that deliveries have been pushed back by about a week due to a … Read more

Tesla Will Sell You A Stainless Steel Travel Mug So You Can Pretend To Own A Cybertruck

Tesla Will Sell You A Stainless Steel Travel Mug So You Can Pretend To Own A Cybertruck

Photo: Tesla I love it when an automaker comes out with pointless junk to go along with their vehicles, and we’ve got another great example of that exact sort of scam from Tesla. Surprise, surprise. The automaker just rolled out the “CyberVessel.” No, it’s not a boat. It’s actually a goddamn stainless steel travel mug. … Read more

Musk Claims Tesla Roadster Will Be Able To Fly, If It Launches

Musk Claims Tesla Roadster Will Be Able To Fly, If It Launches

After finally rolling the ridiculous Cybertruck off its production line last year, American electric vehicle maker Tesla can now focus its attention on its next long-delayed product: the Roadster. This means it’s time for boss Elon Musk to start making all manner of outlandish claims about the car in the buildup to its launch, including … Read more