Armed Biker Who Assaulted Philly Woman And Kids Pleads Guilty

Armed Biker Who Assaulted Philly Woman And Kids Pleads Guilty

The armed biker who attacked a woman and her children in Philadelphia on October 1, 2023 has pled guilty and is currently awaiting a sentencing hearing. The biker, 27-year-old Cody Heron, has been in custody since shortly after his attack of Nikki Bullock and is currently being held on a $4 million bail, as the … Read more

Doofus Flies Drone Over AFC Championship Game, Could Get 4 Years In Prison

Doofus Flies Drone Over AFC Championship Game, Could Get 4 Years In Prison

A Pennsylvania man and total goofus maloofus has been charged with illegally flying a drone over Baltimore’s M&T Bank Stadium during the NFL’s AFC Championship game between the Ravens and Chiefs at the end of last month. When the drone appeared overhead, it temporarily halted the game, which you’d hope would have served as a … Read more

Florida Man Drives Truck Into Ocean To See If It Can Surf

Florida Man Drives Truck Into Ocean To See If It Can Surf

Florida seems a lawless land, where (nearly) anything goes and vehicular mischief is just appreciated as entertainment. As it turns out, though, there are rules — rules put in place to stop good, hardworking Americans from taking their pickup trucks surfing. What Car Should You Buy: Everything is Bigger In Texas A Florida man discovered … Read more

CA Drivers May Have Been Filling Up With Bad Gas For Years

CA Drivers May Have Been Filling Up With Bad Gas For Years

Image: Kirby Lee (AP) When drivers fill up with bad fuel from gas stations, they often end up with costly engine problems. But what happens when a company knowingly puts bad fuel in a gas station? SFGate reports that a California-based petroleum transportation company has allegedly been giving bad fuel to stations all over the … Read more

The Great Train Robbery Is Actually A Motorsport-Related Crime

The Great Train Robbery Is Actually A Motorsport-Related Crime

The Great Train Robbery of 1963 is a crime so absurd that it effectively spawned its own genre of heist films — but you probably didn’t know that this iconic crime actually has direct ties to the big-money racing series, Formula 1. This is just one of the many crimes and scandals you’ll find in … Read more

60-Year-Old Woman Compacted By Garbage Truck After Falling Into A Dumpster

60-Year-Old Woman Compacted By Garbage Truck After Falling Into A Dumpster

Screenshot: NBC10 Boston A New Hampshire woman is expected to survive her injuries after she fell into a dumpster on Monday at her housing complex while taking out her trash. Portal Axle Kit Turns Your Ford Bronco Into a Monster Truck The woman was flung into the back of a trash truck along with the … Read more

Man Described As ‘Jesus’ Accused Of Stealing 2 Police Cars In 6 Months

Man Described As ‘Jesus’ Accused Of Stealing 2 Police Cars In 6 Months

Photo: Nuccio DiNuzzo (Getty Images) The bailiff was likely relieved when the son of God wasn’t the man set to walk into a Wisconsin courtroom for sentencing yesterday. While the Gospels have multiple accounts of Jesus performing miracles, the Apostles (including Judas) never saw the Messiah steal a police cruiser twice in the Dairy State. … Read more

Woman Holds On To Car Hood For Several Blocks While Trying To Rescue Stolen Dog

Woman Holds On To Car Hood For Several Blocks While Trying To Rescue Stolen Dog

Screenshot: ABC7/YouTube Riding on the exterior of a car is an absolutely awful idea, but sometimes, when those we love are in danger, we act, rather than think. That’s what happened to one woman in Los Angeles who jumped on the hood of a moving car to save her best friend from being dog-napped in … Read more

Two Arrested In Florida For Hitting 199 MPH In A Street Race They Probably Won

Two Arrested In Florida For Hitting 199 MPH In A Street Race They Probably Won

Image: Chevrolet A pair of young men were arrested at around 1 a.m. on Sunday in Orange County, Florida, and charged with street racing after they were allegedly clocked at 199 mph in a borrowed Chevrolet Camaro. Look, I’m not going to claim that I didn’t do stupid shit when I was young, but two-hundred … Read more

Alleged Horse-And-Buggy Thief In Way More Trouble Than If She Had Just Stolen A Car

Alleged Horse-And-Buggy Thief In Way More Trouble Than If She Had Just Stolen A Car

A Michigan woman allegedly stole a horse and buggy from an Amish couple while they shopped at a Walmart last weekend. The appeal of the crime is obvious — no USB cables to mess with, no sensors to fool, just hop in and go. Yet, if you’re looking to follow in this woman’s footsteps, a … Read more