It’s Well Past Time For The U.S. Government To Remove Elon Musk’s Security Clearance

It’s Well Past Time For The U.S. Government To Remove Elon Musk’s Security Clearance

Elon Musk has been an irredeemable weirdo for years, but recently his absurdist rhetoric and cringe memelord persona has swung violently toward the political alt-right. In a recent (now deleted) tweet he wondered aloud why Joe Biden and Kamala Harris haven’t yet been assassinated. This man, particularly as head of SpaceX, is a major contractor … Read more

Tesla CEO And World’s Richest Man Elon Musk Parrots Weird Neo Nazi Pet Eating Propaganda, Says He’ll Give Pop Star Taylor Swift A Child

Tesla CEO And World’s Richest Man Elon Musk Parrots Weird Neo Nazi Pet Eating Propaganda, Says He’ll Give Pop Star Taylor Swift A Child

Elon Musk’s artificial intelligence company xAI has built and opened what will allegedly soon be the world’s largest supercomputer structure in the world. The facility is located in Memphis, Tenn, to the surprise of the City Council. The goal of this computer is allegedly to “understand the universe” and “accelerate human scientific discovery,” but for … Read more

Elon Musk Could Be In Charge Of Government Spending Under A Trump Presidency

Elon Musk Could Be In Charge Of Government Spending Under A Trump Presidency

Over the past few months, Elon Musk has worked his way back into the inner circle of Donald Trump — a circle he once left over climate change concerns, back in a different time. Now, despite Trump’s apparent personal dislike of Musk, it seems the former President has big plans for the world’s richest man … Read more

Donald Trump Thinks Elon Musk Is ‘Weird’

Donald Trump Thinks Elon Musk Is ‘Weird’

Elon Musk has pretty much professed his undying love to former president Donald Trump, acting as a mouthpiece for the presidential candidate on social media and even reportedly spending big money on his campaign. Despite all this, Trump still doesn’t really like Elon Musk. In fact, he sort of hates him and thinks he’s weird. … Read more

Elon Musk’s Purchase Of Twitter Declared ‘The Worst Buyout For Banks Since The Financial Crisis’

Elon Musk’s Purchase Of Twitter Declared ‘The Worst Buyout For Banks Since The Financial Crisis’

It’s no secret that Jalopnik isn’t exactly Elon Musk’s biggest fan. Sure, he’s responsible for the most important car of the 21st century, and SpaceX does some neat stuff when it’s not ruining the environment, but he’s also a bigoted piece of shit. Then again, our staff is a bunch of radical leftists who believe … Read more

Elon Musk, Donald Trump Hit With Federal Labor Charges For Union Busting Comments

Elon Musk, Donald Trump Hit With Federal Labor Charges For Union Busting Comments

Shawn Fain and the United Auto Workers union filed an unfair labor practices charge against Tesla CEO Elon Musk and Donald Trump’s campaign on August 13. The move comes after the gruesome twosome advocating for firing striking employees during an interview on X. Walter Isaacson On Elon Musk(s) Firing striking employees or threatening to do … Read more

Judge In Elon Musk’s Texas Lawsuits Owns Tesla Stock But Will Hear The Cases Anyway

Judge In Elon Musk’s Texas Lawsuits Owns Tesla Stock But Will Hear The Cases Anyway

Instead of focusing on Tesla’s plummeting profits and sales slump, CEO Elon Musk is busy suing various companies and organizations for taking issue with his bigotry. The lawsuits are generally laughable, but he does have an ace up his sleeve — a Texas judge who’s proven to be incredibly friendly to Musk. NPR reports the … Read more

Elon Musk May Want Trump, But Tesla Doesn’t Want His Policies

Elon Musk May Want Trump, But Tesla Doesn’t Want His Policies

Happy Monday! It’s August 12, 2024, and this is The Morning Shift, your daily roundup of the top automotive headlines from around the world, in one place. Here are the important stories you need to know. Tesla Had A Very Interesting Week 1st Gear: Musk Backs Trump, But Tesla Lobbies Against His Policies Elon Musk … Read more

Tesla’s Mexico Factory On Hold Over Trump Tariff Fears

Tesla’s Mexico Factory On Hold Over Trump Tariff Fears

Tesla seems to be prioritizing Texas until the uncertainty fadesPhoto: Tesla Tesla announced it would be building a new factory in the Mexican state of Nuevo León, just across the U.S. border last year. Now, however, those plans seem to have stalled out, all thanks to the potential of a Trump presidency. Tesla’s Cybertruck Has … Read more

Elon Musk Wants To Use His Sperm To Colonize Mars

Elon Musk Wants To Use His Sperm To Colonize Mars

Elon Musk may be best known for his role as CEO of Tesla, but selling electric vehicles is hardly his only passion. He also loves fighting to end workers’ rights, allegedly sexually harassing employees, racism, anti-Semitism and making babies. So many babies. How the women he’s impregnated convince themselves to go through with the deed, … Read more