Tesla Cybertruck Deliveries Delayed Because Of Big Ass Wiper

Tesla Cybertruck Deliveries Delayed Because Of Big Ass Wiper

Photo: David Paul Morris/Bloomberg (Getty Images) Tesla has halted production and deliveries of its troubled Cybertruck because of a problem with the electric motor that powers its stupid, big single windshield wiper. Cybertruck Owners Club forum users have posted on the site that deliveries have been pushed back by about a week due to a … Read more

Tesla Crashes Into Police Cruiser Already Responding To Fatal Car Crash While In Full Self Driving Mode

Tesla Crashes Into Police Cruiser Already Responding To Fatal Car Crash While In Full Self Driving Mode

A Tesla in full self-driving mode slammed into a California Highway Patrol cruiser that was already responding to a fatal crash last week. The electric car was running Tesla’s advanced driver assist feature Full Self-Driving when it smashed into the cop car, forcing officers on the scene to jump out of the way of the … Read more

Roughly 5 Percent Of All Cybertrucks Are For Sale Online Right Now

Roughly 5 Percent Of All Cybertrucks Are For Sale Online Right Now

It sure looks like a lot of people are taking delivery of their brand-new Tesla Cybertruck, realizing it is sort of ass and promptly listing it for sale. That, or they’re losers who bought them just to flip. Regardless of the reason, there are currently 232 nearly-new Cybertrucks listed for sale. Doing some rough math … Read more

What Car Has The Worst Build Quality You’ve Ever Seen?

What Car Has The Worst Build Quality You’ve Ever Seen?

Are these Tesla bots responsible for the shoddiest build quality out there? Photo: Mason Trinca for The Washington Post (Getty Images) It takes a lot to build a car, you’ve got to have wheels and engines and seats and all kinds of body panels that fit together seamlessly to create something that’s safe to hit … Read more

Tesla Will Sell You A Stainless Steel Travel Mug So You Can Pretend To Own A Cybertruck

Tesla Will Sell You A Stainless Steel Travel Mug So You Can Pretend To Own A Cybertruck

Photo: Tesla I love it when an automaker comes out with pointless junk to go along with their vehicles, and we’ve got another great example of that exact sort of scam from Tesla. Surprise, surprise. The automaker just rolled out the “CyberVessel.” No, it’s not a boat. It’s actually a goddamn stainless steel travel mug. … Read more

Tesla’s ‘Full-Self Driving’ Software Doesn’t Understand New York City

Tesla’s ‘Full-Self Driving’ Software Doesn’t Understand New York City

Driving in Manhattan is not difficult. It’s slow, often frustrating, and can put you at risk of horse-related mishaps, but it’s not hard in the way that tourists often describe. There’s a flow to things, a set of rules that — while perhaps unique to the city — make sense with a bit of observation. … Read more

Tesla FSD Keeps Trying To Drive Into A Speeding Train: Video

Tesla FSD Keeps Trying To Drive Into A Speeding Train: Video

The rollout of Tesla’s advanced driver assistance technology Full Self-Drive and Autopilot has been fraught with issues. There have been high-profile videos of it struggling with city traffic, deadly crashes with the tech engaged and now a new video has surfaced of a FSD-equipped Tesla driving full-speed into a rail crossing. People Are Relying on … Read more

98 Percent Of Tesla Owners Who Try ‘Full Self-Driving’ Demo Never Actually Buy It

98 Percent Of Tesla Owners Who Try ‘Full Self-Driving’ Demo Never Actually Buy It

Tesla had the idea back in March to begin giving new Tesla buyers a free month of access to its so-called “Full Self-Driving” software that doesn’t actually make the car capable of full self-driving. So now that it’s been a few months, how has that program gone? As it turns out, not so great. Futurism … Read more

Hertz’s Used Teslas Are Glitchy, Damaged Nightmares

Hertz’s Used Teslas Are Glitchy, Damaged Nightmares

Hertz gambled and lost when it placed its big EV bet on Tesla a few years ago. It was a chance for the rental car company to shake up the industry, instead the company bought 30,000 Teslas, got scared away by depreciation and expensive repairs and now wants to get rid of them. While all … Read more

Musk Reportedly Fired Tesla’s Entire Supercharger Team Because Charging Chief Didn’t Want To Fire More People

Musk Reportedly Fired Tesla’s Entire Supercharger Team Because Charging Chief Didn’t Want To Fire More People

Elon Musk fired the head of Tesla’s Supercharger department late last month, along with her entire 500-person team. It was a confusing decision that raised more questions than answers, especially considering that Musk had recently convinced every other automaker to agree to make their electric vehicles compatible with Tesla’s chargers. Assuming Reuters’ latest report is … Read more