SpaceX Flights In 2024 Will Emit More CO2 In The U.S. Than Tesla Will Save

SpaceX Flights In 2024 Will Emit More CO2 In The U.S. Than Tesla Will Save

In This Story It’s pretty obvious by now that Elon Musk doesn’t really care about the environment. While he was once a warrior in the battle against climate change, or claimed to be, he has evolved into a climate denialist and seems intent on kneecapping whatever environmental and emissions gains Tesla may have made. So … Read more

Secret Service Probing Elon Musk Over Biden/Harris Assassination Post

Secret Service Probing Elon Musk Over Biden/Harris Assassination Post

Elon Musk has a bad habit of being a dickhead idiot on the internet, and for the most part that has worked out fine for the richest person in the world. Now, though, his online shittiness may have caught up with him. Walter Isaacson On Elon Musk(s) On September 15, just after a second assassination … Read more

Crewed SpaceX Flight To Mars In Four Years? Whatever You Say, Elon

Crewed SpaceX Flight To Mars In Four Years? Whatever You Say, Elon

Elon Musk says a lot of things. Much of what he says is just vile bigotry or outright lies, but you can’t deny that he is a man of many words. On Saturday evening, he hopped on Twitter to say more words, this time about his plan to send a crewed space flight to Mars. … Read more

Tesla Can’t Even Make Full-Self Driving Work In A Tunnel It Built

Tesla Can’t Even Make Full-Self Driving Work In A Tunnel It Built

Tesla, the company that CEO Elon Musk claims will “solve autonomy,” has a problem: It turns out autonomy is hard. The company is totally definitely introducing a fully autonomous robotaxi this year, for realsies, yet it can’t even figure out how to make its cars self-drive through the Vegas Loop — a tunnel Musk himself … Read more

Elon Musk Wants To Use His Sperm To Colonize Mars

Elon Musk Wants To Use His Sperm To Colonize Mars

Elon Musk may be best known for his role as CEO of Tesla, but selling electric vehicles is hardly his only passion. He also loves fighting to end workers’ rights, allegedly sexually harassing employees, racism, anti-Semitism and making babies. So many babies. How the women he’s impregnated convince themselves to go through with the deed, … Read more

SpaceX’s Sexual Harassment Case Could End Worker Protections For All Of Us

SpaceX’s Sexual Harassment Case Could End Worker Protections For All Of Us

Elon Musk, CEO of SpaceX, has a long history of being weird about reproduction. Perhaps it’s related to his long history of allegedly harassing and exposing himself to women, which a new report from Bloomberg says has been codified in the culture of SpaceX — a culture that now has the company facing lawsuits from … Read more

Elon Musk Will Crash The International Space Station Into The Sea

Elon Musk Will Crash The International Space Station Into The Sea

Photo: Paolo Nespoli – ESA/NASA (Getty Images) The International Space Station is dying. Once an icon of space exploration, something I would stare up at the sky in hopes of seeing as a kid, the station is now spending its last few years in orbit before being taken down by NASA. Or, more specifically, being … Read more

Elon Musk’s Makes Ridiculous Claims About The Tesla Roadster

Elon Musk’s Makes Ridiculous Claims About The Tesla Roadster

Tesla CEO Elon Musk is back at it, flapping his gums about a new Tesla Roadster he first mentioned (and began collecting deposits for) seven years ago. Well it’s back, and apparently coming out next year. Yeah, sure, OK. Walter Isaacson On Elon Musk(s) One thousand people gave Tesla $250,000 to order a Roadster, only … Read more

Tesla Investors Voted For Elon Musk’s $45 Billion Pay Package, But He Won’t Get It Yet

Tesla Investors Voted For Elon Musk’s  Billion Pay Package, But He Won’t Get It Yet

It seems like 1,000 years since Tesla began the drive to return Elon Musk’s $56 billion — sorry, $45 billion now that shares have dropped — payday, after it was struck down as “unfathomable” by a Delaware court. As of yesterday, the tally is finally in: Tesla investors want the CEO to get every single … Read more

Donald Trump Tells Elon Musk He’s A ‘Huge Fan’ Of The Cybertruck, Because Of Course He Is

Donald Trump Tells Elon Musk He’s A ‘Huge Fan’ Of The Cybertruck, Because Of Course He Is

Elon Musk and Donald Trump’s once frosty relationship seems to have almost completely thawed at this point as the former (and possibly future) president apparently told the Tesla CEO about how much he loves the Cybertruck. It’s a match made in shithead heaven. Tesla’s Cybertruck Has Finally Arrived In fact, Musk actually gave Trump a … Read more