Man Described As ‘Jesus’ Accused Of Stealing 2 Police Cars In 6 Months

Photo: Nuccio DiNuzzo (Getty Images) The bailiff was likely relieved when the son of God wasn’t the man set to walk into a Wisconsin courtroom for sentencing yesterday. While the Gospels have multiple accounts of Jesus performing miracles, the Apostles (including Judas) never saw the Messiah steal a police cruiser twice in the Dairy State. … Read more