Baby, it’s almost Christmas, and whether you celebrate or not, there’s one thing all car enthusiasts have probably thought about before: what car does Santa drive? No, I’m not talking about his sleigh. That’s just impractical for most of the year. We want to know how he gets around the North Pole and what he drives around the world when he’s not doing Santa business.
I don’t know about you, but I’ve thought about this a lot, and that’s why it’s today’s question. So, what car do you think Santa drives? Personally, I see Santa as a G-Wagon man. That thing will be able to get anywhere, haul lots of toys and it’s just flashy enough to give Santa the attention he so thoroughly craves. Anyone who thinks Mr. Claus is an understated man does not know what the hell they’re talking about. Have you seen his suit? Come on.
On top of all that, we already know Santa has a great tie-in with Mercedes-Benz because of a string of — what I consider to be — iconic commercials that show the big man driving MBs. Keep your Decembers to Remember and whatever; these are the best holiday car commercials if you ask me.
There are plenty of avenues to go down. Maybe you think Santa is a sports car man. It makes sense — he’s got to get places quickly. Maybe he’s got one of those Arctic Toyota Hiluxes for dealing with the rough terrain of the North Pole. Hell, maybe it’s just the little red truck. Who really knows other than Santa and his elves, anyway?
The best we can do is make some educated guesses, and that’s why I implore you all to do. Drop down below and let us know what you think Santa drives.
