Why NASA Picked Elon Musk’s SpaceX To Bring Back Astronauts From Space

Why NASA Picked Elon Musk’s SpaceX To Bring Back Astronauts From Space

Sunita Williams and Barry Wilmor are expected to return in February next year. NASA today picked Elon Musk’s SpaceX to bring back Sunita Williams and Barry Wilmore from space next year. Eighty days ago, the two astronauts arrived at the International Space Station aboard Boeing’s Starliner for an 8-day mission. They were forced to extend … Read more

The Boeing Starliner Astronauts Will Come Home on SpaceX’s Dragon Next Year

The Boeing Starliner Astronauts Will Come Home on SpaceX’s Dragon Next Year

NASA has announced that astronauts Barry Wilmore and Sunita Williams will return to Earth next February aboard SpaceX’s Dragon spacecraft. The announcement at a press conference today caps off months of speculation about the best plan to safely bring the astronauts home after malfunctions with their ride, Boeing’s Starliner capsule, postponed their departure from the … Read more

SpaceX Wants To Send Tourists On A Space Walk Without An Airlock

SpaceX Wants To Send Tourists On A Space Walk Without An Airlock

Photo: Polaris Program/John Kraus SpaceX, somehow not the worst American space company, has long had big plans for its missions. From spacewalks to killing the International Space Station, the company always seems interested in unprecedented stunts. Now, SpaceX is rolling that spacewalk plan in with another: Sending tourists 870 miles from Earth, with no airlock. … Read more

Elon Musk’s Purchase Of Twitter Declared ‘The Worst Buyout For Banks Since The Financial Crisis’

Elon Musk’s Purchase Of Twitter Declared ‘The Worst Buyout For Banks Since The Financial Crisis’

It’s no secret that Jalopnik isn’t exactly Elon Musk’s biggest fan. Sure, he’s responsible for the most important car of the 21st century, and SpaceX does some neat stuff when it’s not ruining the environment, but he’s also a bigoted piece of shit. Then again, our staff is a bunch of radical leftists who believe … Read more

Stranded Boeing Astronauts Stuck Cleaning Toilets And Rationing Clothes

Stranded Boeing Astronauts Stuck Cleaning Toilets And Rationing Clothes

When NASA astronauts Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams launched to the International Space Station (ISS) aboard Boeing’s Starliner craft, they thought they’d spend eight days in orbit camping out and monitoring their craft before returning to Earth. However, issues with Starliner mean the pair has been stuck in space for more than 70 days and … Read more

NASA Nears Decision Time on Boeing Starliner’s Fate

NASA Nears Decision Time on Boeing Starliner’s Fate

With no consensus on the safety of the Starliner crew capsule, NASA officials said Wednesday they need another week or two before deciding whether to bring two astronauts back to Earth on Boeing’s spacecraft or extend their stay on the International Space Station until next year. Boeing’s Starliner spacecraft, stricken by suspect thrusters and helium … Read more

SpaceX Has Been Polluting Texas Water For Years

SpaceX Has Been Polluting Texas Water For Years

SpaceX is, for all intents and purposes, the current state of American space flight. Sure, there’s that Boeing rocket, but we’ve all seen how that’s going — SpaceX is now how NASA gets shit done. It’s also, according to reports from two separate regulatory bodies, a massive polluter of Texan waters. The Best Car To … Read more

Elon Musk, Donald Trump Hit With Federal Labor Charges For Union Busting Comments

Elon Musk, Donald Trump Hit With Federal Labor Charges For Union Busting Comments

Shawn Fain and the United Auto Workers union filed an unfair labor practices charge against Tesla CEO Elon Musk and Donald Trump’s campaign on August 13. The move comes after the gruesome twosome advocating for firing striking employees during an interview on X. Walter Isaacson On Elon Musk(s) Firing striking employees or threatening to do … Read more

UAW Files Federal Labor Charges Against Donald Trump and Elon Musk, Alleging They Tried to ‘Threaten and Intimidate Workers’

UAW Files Federal Labor Charges Against Donald Trump and Elon Musk, Alleging They Tried to ‘Threaten and Intimidate Workers’

The United Auto Workers union, which represents some 400,000 workers in the automobile, aerospace, and agriculture industries, on Tuesday said that it filed federal labor charges against Donald Trump and Elon Musk. The charges follow what the UAW describes as “attempts to threaten and intimidate workers” that arose during a conversation between Trump and Musk, … Read more

Spacecraft Graveyard Sits Under The South Pacific As Far From Land As You Can Get On Earth

Spacecraft Graveyard Sits Under The South Pacific As Far From Land As You Can Get On Earth

A chunk of Mir is probably sitting perfectly preserved on the Pacific Ocean floorPhoto: NASA The final point of many space missions is an extremely isolated spot in the South Pacific Ocean, where spacecraft are splashed down and never seen again. Much of the focus on the upcoming SpaceX Crew-9 mission has been on a … Read more