Tesla Workers Trained Autopilot To Ignore Road Signs So It Didn’t Drive Like ‘Robot That’s Just Following Rules’

Tesla Workers Trained Autopilot To Ignore Road Signs So It Didn’t Drive Like ‘Robot That’s Just Following Rules’

Good morning! It’s Monday, September 9, 2024, and this is The Morning Shift, your daily roundup of the top automotive headlines from around the world, in one place. Here are the important stories you need to know. Tesla Had A Very Interesting Week 1st Gear: Tesla’s Autopilot Labeling Site Sound Like Hell In order for … Read more

Tesla’s Optimus Robot Can’t Even Compete At Trade Shows

Tesla’s Optimus Robot Can’t Even Compete At Trade Shows

Photo: Tesla Elon Musk recently decided that Tesla is not a car company. It’s a robotics company, and the cars are simply there to pay the bills until folks start spending literally infinite money on bipedal robots. Essentially, Musk has bet Tesla’s future on this one slow robot — and it seems that robot is … Read more

Elon Musk Says Tesla Will Have Humanoid Robots Next Year, And That’ll Definitely Happen

Elon Musk Says Tesla Will Have Humanoid Robots Next Year, And That’ll Definitely Happen

Tesla CEO Elon Musk is no stranger to making bold promises with little follow through, but maybe this time will be different. He just posted on his social media site X that Tesla will have humanoid robots in “low production” for the automaker’s internal use sometime next year. Then, they’ll “hopefully” be rolled out to … Read more

Tesla Is Staking Its Future On This Painfully Slow Robot

Tesla Is Staking Its Future On This Painfully Slow Robot

Last month, on a very odd investor call, Elon Musk declared that Tesla was no longer a car company. It’s a robotics company now, an AI company, and the cars are just means to that end. So how’s the whole robotics thing going? Well, according to a new video from the Optimus team, very slowly. … Read more

Tesla’s Q1 Earnings Call Is Tonight, Tune In Here For Live Updates

Tesla’s Q1 Earnings Call Is Tonight, Tune In Here For Live Updates

Tesla’s first-quarter earnings call for 2024 is tonight, and it’s shaping up to be a rough one. The stock is nosediving, and investors desperately want Elon Musk to right the ship — and, in doing so, reinspire their confidence in the company’s continued ability to generate returns. Why Tesla stock might not be a buy … Read more

Musk, Tesla, Twitter, And SpaceX Had A Hell Of A Year

Musk, Tesla, Twitter, And SpaceX Had A Hell Of A Year

Elon Musk will definitely always be considered one of history’s top weird little guys, and 2023 has only served to cement his image. He managed to poorly run all of his companies, running Twitter (I will not call it X) into the ground, causing Tesla to lose ground in the EV race, allowing The Boring … Read more

Elon Musk Is Mad About Reporting On Robots Injuring His Workers, And He Has A Point

Elon Musk Is Mad About Reporting On Robots Injuring His Workers, And He Has A Point

Elon Musk is big mad at a report that kind of sort of implied that one of his favorite robots attacked one of his employees at Tesla’s Austin, Texas factory two years ago. The report never actually said it was one of his shiny (fuckable?) Optimus friends, but it didn’t exactly highlight that it was … Read more