Tesla Hopes New Models Can Shore Up A 55 Percent Drop In Profits

Tesla Hopes New Models Can Shore Up A 55 Percent Drop In Profits

Good morning! It’s Wednesday, April 24, 2024, and this is The Morning Shift, your daily roundup of the top automotive headlines from around the world, in one place. Here are the important stories you need to know. The Hype Behind Tesla Stock Success In 2023 1st Gear: Tesla Profits Drop 55 Percent Tesla doesn’t seem … Read more

Tesla Learns Hard Lesson: Go Anti-Woke, Go Broke

Tesla Learns Hard Lesson: Go Anti-Woke, Go Broke

Things are not going well at Tesla right now. The stock is down more than $100 per share year-to-date, as many as 20,000 people are set to lose their jobs, the Cybertruck keeps breaking, operating profit is expected to be down 40 percent when it’s announced later today and the $25,000 electric vehicle that Tesla … Read more

Dealers Are Worried About How Cars That Don’t Even Exist Yet Will Be Sold

Dealers Are Worried About How Cars That Don’t Even Exist Yet Will Be Sold

Car dealers are terrified of direct sales. They see protecting the franchise sales model as paramount. I mean, how else are they going to charge for crap you don’t need and try to force you into financing their bonuses plus the price of the car for 84 months? Skipping the middle man is such a … Read more

Tesla’s Q1 Earnings Call Is Tonight, Tune In Here For Live Updates

Tesla’s Q1 Earnings Call Is Tonight, Tune In Here For Live Updates

Tesla’s first-quarter earnings call for 2024 is tonight, and it’s shaping up to be a rough one. The stock is nosediving, and investors desperately want Elon Musk to right the ship — and, in doing so, reinspire their confidence in the company’s continued ability to generate returns. Why Tesla stock might not be a buy … Read more

Tesla Attempts To Overshadow Likely Bad Earnings Call With New 510-HP Model 3 Performance

Tesla Attempts To Overshadow Likely Bad Earnings Call With New 510-HP Model 3 Performance

Photo: Tesla Tesla launched the newest iteration of its Model 3 Performance Tuesday, just in time for what promises to be a tense Q1 earning call. First, the car; the automaker claims it’s the most powerful electric sedan it has ever produced, boasting an advertised 163 mph top speed and a 2.9 second 0-to-60 mph … Read more

Tesla’s Day Of Reckoning Is Upon Us

Tesla’s Day Of Reckoning Is Upon Us

Good morning! It’s Monday, April 22, 2024, and this is The Morning Shift, your daily roundup of the top automotive headlines from around the world, in one place. Here are the important stories you need to know. The Hype Behind Tesla Stock Success In 2023 1st Gear: Chaos At Tesla 2024 has not been kind … Read more

Think $5.50 is too much for a coffee? It’s actually not expensive enough

Think .50 is too much for a coffee? It’s actually not expensive enough

This article was first published in The Conversation. Even in a stubborn cost-of-living crisis, it seems there’s one luxury most Australians won’t sacrifice – their daily cup of coffee. Coffee sales have largely remained stable, even as financial pressures have bitten over the past few years. Newsletters: Breaking news as it happens. Subscribe now So … Read more

These Cars Are The Worst Deals Right Now, According To Consumer Reports

These Cars Are The Worst Deals Right Now, According To Consumer Reports

Thankfully, the new car market is no longer anything like it was at the height of the pandemic. Dealers actually have inventory again, and there are deals to be had. Unfortunately, that’s not true for every single new car. While you can expect to get a few thousand dollars off on a Mercedes-Benz C-Class or … Read more

Elon Musk Apologizes For Underpaying Laid-Off Workers But Still Demands His Own $56 Billion Pay Day

Elon Musk Apologizes For Underpaying Laid-Off Workers But Still Demands His Own  Billion Pay Day

Good morning! It’s Thursday, April 18, 2024, and this is The Morning Shift, your daily roundup of the top automotive headlines from around the world, in one place. Here are the important stories you need to know. Walter Isaacson On Elon Musk(s) 1st Gear: Elon Musk Actually Apologizes For Something Elon Musk said some of … Read more

Tesla Creates Website To Convince Shareholders To Make Elon Musk $55 Billion Richer

Tesla Creates Website To Convince Shareholders To Make Elon Musk  Billion Richer

Elon Musk is filthy, stinking rich. Despite Tesla’s current troubles resulting in his net worth tumbling a few billion, he’s still the third richest person on the planet. Apparently that wealth isn’t enough for him or Tesla. Now, the company actually created a website to convince shareholders that their part-time CEO deserves a $55 billion … Read more