Yes, both of my favorite posts this year are about sex, and maybe that makes me immature, but hey, a guy’s gotta have fun somehow. And trust me, this was a fun post to write. I mean, I literally got paid to work every euphemism for sex that I could think of into an article. My only regret is that I didn’t think to include “playing hide the hog” at the time. Well, that, and not being able to find anyone who had done it in a Waymo taxi since the original report only included information on people getting it on in Cruise taxis. I’m not mad, San Francisco readers. Just disappointed. I even have a friend who lives in Phoenix and has ridden in a Waymo but refused to have sex with his wife in it because of concerns about “privacy” and “getting caught” or something like that. Ridiculous, right? Do you not care about my clicks, Scott? I’ve never felt more betrayed in my life.
