Think about the worst guy you’ve ever met. Now, imagine he was rich and had horrible taste. See him? Well, he’s nothing compared to this jabroni. What we’ve got here is a man using Tesla’s Full Self-Driving beta in his Cybertruck while wearing Apple Vision Pro VR goggles. What a goober.
Updated Monday, February 5, 2024 2:45 p.m. – U.S. Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg took to Twitter/X to remind Americans this kind of activity is a bad idea (while also spreading the video even farther)
I don’t really know too much about what exactly is going on here. The 12-second video clip making the rounds of various social media platforms doesn’t give much in the way of detail. I’ve got no idea where this punk is going, where he is or what he’s doing with his dumb little hands. There’s just one thing I know: he suuuuuuucks.
All we can really see is about 10 seconds of a slack-jawed man fucking around with his hands as if he was conducting an orchestra for no one. We can assume he’s playing with the various features of his $3,500 Apple Vision Pro while his stainless steel can of a truck barrels down the highway. I’m sure he’s paying plenty of attention to what’s happening around him.
It’s not very surprising, but this ass isn’t the only Tesla driving using a Vision Pro behind the wheel. Gizmodo reported another driver was allegedly arrested for doing the exact same thing. What’s with Tesla drivers, man?
We’ve reached a new level of texting an driving here, and it’s arguably even more distracting. I don’t know if you all have seen Vision Pro demos, but shit takes up your entire field of view and then some. I know this goon is probably an Elon truther who thinks Full Self-Driving beta can just take over completely, but he’s lucky he didn’t get someone killed.
God, this guy is my enemy. Imagine having all that money and all of that “cutting edge” technology but you still can’t be bothered to breathe through your nose like the rest of upright society. Anyway, if you’re a hater like me (which I assume you are) a video like this is enough to fuel you for at least a few days. I will be repeatedly going back to it to top off my hater tank.
We live in hell now. Every single one of us.
