Tesla Debuts World’s Dweebiest Nightclub In Berlin Gigafactory

Tesla Debuts World’s Dweebiest Nightclub In Berlin Gigafactory

Somewhere within these walls lies the dorkiest club imaginablePhoto: Tesla Elon Musk is a dork. He’s a dork who likes things his way, and who’s willing to take his ball and go home when he doesn’t get what he wants. So, after Musk was famously blocked from entering Berghain, it’s only natural that he built … Read more

Are Lincoln Navigator Buyers Actually Listening To Charli XCX?

Are Lincoln Navigator Buyers Actually Listening To Charli XCX?

In case you somehow aren’t already aware, it’s a Brat summer. Charli XCX’s latest album has taken over pop culture, and its signature lime green hue and simple cover spawned all sorts of memes — there’s even an online generator to that will give your custom text a matching blur effect and plop it in … Read more

Elon Musk Will Sue Companies For Not Advertising On Twitter

Elon Musk Will Sue Companies For Not Advertising On Twitter

Elon Musk’s relationship to Twitter advertisers over the past year can best be described as “adversarial,” but the Tesla CEO announced a new level of combativeness Thursday: He intends to take brands who took their ad spend away from the platform to court in hopes they’ll be criminally prosecuted for not paying him. Tesla’s Cybertruck … Read more

Sen Amy Klobuchar Confirmed Cancer Free, But Will Get Radiation

Sen Amy Klobuchar Confirmed Cancer Free, But Will Get Radiation

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — U.S. Sen. Amy Klobuchar said Friday that she remains cancer-free following her bout with breast cancer in 2021, but doctors recently removed a small calcification and that she’ll get radiation treatment as a precaution. The Minnesota Democrat, who chairs the powerful Rules Committee, was successfully treated for early-stage breast cancer three years … Read more

The EU Is Coming for X’s Paid Blue Checks

The EU Is Coming for X’s Paid Blue Checks

Paid-for blue checks on social media network X deceive users and are abused by malicious actors, the European Union said today, threatening the Elon Musk-owned platform with millions of dollars in fines unless the company makes changes. Enabling any account to pay for a verification breaches the EU’s Digital Services Act (DSA), European Commission officials … Read more

You Probably Don’t Understand The Scale Of Elon’s $56B Payday

You Probably Don’t Understand The Scale Of Elon’s B Payday

Elon Musk is once again the world’s richest man, as the value of his Tesla shares continues to bounce back from a massive drop earlier this year. According to Forbes, the Tesla CEO’s net worth is about 224.2 billion U.S. dollars. Much of his wealth was slashed earlier this year when a judge blocked his 2018 … Read more

Critics Baffled By Trump’s ‘Black Jobs’ Remarks At Debate

Critics Baffled By Trump’s ‘Black Jobs’ Remarks At Debate

Former President Donald Trump sparked confusion and shock among debate viewers on Thursday after he referred to “Black jobs” while he criticized President Joe Biden’s immigration policies. The presumptive GOP presidential nominee claimed that his opponent’s “big kill on the Black people” was allowing “millions” of people to enter America via the border. “They’re taking … Read more

Critics Clown Marjorie Taylor Greene Over Wild Election ‘Self-Own’: ‘NO Self Awareness’

Critics Clown Marjorie Taylor Greene Over Wild Election ‘Self-Own’: ‘NO Self Awareness’

Critics are bashing Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s (R-Ga.) over her apparent double standard after she called for a top U.S. aid official to see a drastic salary reduction on Wednesday. “A person who abuses her position in government to meddle in democratic elections should be nowhere near public office,” declared the conspiracy theorist, one of … Read more

Elon Musk Walks Back ‘Go F**k Themselves’ Comments To Advertisers

Elon Musk Walks Back ‘Go F**k Themselves’ Comments To Advertisers

Elon Musk tried to woo advertisers back to the social media giant X on Wednesday, walking back his challenge last year that some companies should “go fuck” themselves for pausing their ad buys at the time. Musk spoke at the annual Cannes Lions advertising festival in France on Wednesday, saying his comments last November were … Read more

Elon Musk Realizes He Went Too Far In Telling Advertisers To ‘Go F—‘ Themselves

Elon Musk Realizes He Went Too Far In Telling Advertisers To ‘Go F—‘ Themselves

It’s not too often Elon Musk walks back something he has said. Usually, he just hopes we all forget about the asinine claims and promises he makes, and we all go on with our lives. Well folks, not this time, because this mistake clearly is having an impact on Musk’s companies and their bottom lines. … Read more