Crewed SpaceX Flight To Mars In Four Years? Whatever You Say, Elon

Crewed SpaceX Flight To Mars In Four Years? Whatever You Say, Elon

Elon Musk says a lot of things. Much of what he says is just vile bigotry or outright lies, but you can’t deny that he is a man of many words. On Saturday evening, he hopped on Twitter to say more words, this time about his plan to send a crewed space flight to Mars. … Read more

Real Scientists Lived On Fake Mars In A Texas Shed For A Year

Real Scientists Lived On Fake Mars In A Texas Shed For A Year

Four scientists walked to Mars in June of 2023 and walked back again earlier this month. Well, they walked to a “simulated Martian habitat” at NASA’s Johnson Space Center in Houston, that is. The first of three planned “Crew Health and Performance Exploration Analog” missions planned by NASA, CHAPEA 1 has concluded with Kelly Haston … Read more

Elon Musk Wants To Use His Sperm To Colonize Mars

Elon Musk Wants To Use His Sperm To Colonize Mars

Elon Musk may be best known for his role as CEO of Tesla, but selling electric vehicles is hardly his only passion. He also loves fighting to end workers’ rights, allegedly sexually harassing employees, racism, anti-Semitism and making babies. So many babies. How the women he’s impregnated convince themselves to go through with the deed, … Read more

Royal Astronomer Calls Elon Musk’s Mars Plan A ‘Dangerous Illusion’

Royal Astronomer Calls Elon Musk’s Mars Plan A ‘Dangerous Illusion’

Space X CEO and certified brain genius Elon Musk has claimed in the past that he aims to load a million people into space ships and launch them at Mars before 2050. The space company run by the second-richest man in the world says that colonizing Mars is “necessary for the long-term survival of the … Read more

‘Martians Wanted’ NASA Is Looking For 4 Volunteers To Pretend They’re On Mars For A Year

‘Martians Wanted’ NASA Is Looking For 4 Volunteers To Pretend They’re On Mars For A Year

Would you like to be stuck in a box with three other strangers for a year, pretending to be on Mars? Yeah? OK, weirdo, I’ve got good news for you. NASA is looking for a handful of people to do just that. Daytona 500 Champ William Byron On Teamwork And Strategy Here’s what’s going on. … Read more