Elon Musk Could Be In Charge Of Government Spending Under A Trump Presidency

Elon Musk Could Be In Charge Of Government Spending Under A Trump Presidency

Over the past few months, Elon Musk has worked his way back into the inner circle of Donald Trump — a circle he once left over climate change concerns, back in a different time. Now, despite Trump’s apparent personal dislike of Musk, it seems the former President has big plans for the world’s richest man … Read more

Donald Trump Thinks Elon Musk Is ‘Weird’

Donald Trump Thinks Elon Musk Is ‘Weird’

Elon Musk has pretty much professed his undying love to former president Donald Trump, acting as a mouthpiece for the presidential candidate on social media and even reportedly spending big money on his campaign. Despite all this, Trump still doesn’t really like Elon Musk. In fact, he sort of hates him and thinks he’s weird. … Read more

Elon Musk’s Purchase Of Twitter Declared ‘The Worst Buyout For Banks Since The Financial Crisis’

Elon Musk’s Purchase Of Twitter Declared ‘The Worst Buyout For Banks Since The Financial Crisis’

It’s no secret that Jalopnik isn’t exactly Elon Musk’s biggest fan. Sure, he’s responsible for the most important car of the 21st century, and SpaceX does some neat stuff when it’s not ruining the environment, but he’s also a bigoted piece of shit. Then again, our staff is a bunch of radical leftists who believe … Read more

Elon Musk Will Sue Companies For Not Advertising On Twitter

Elon Musk Will Sue Companies For Not Advertising On Twitter

Elon Musk’s relationship to Twitter advertisers over the past year can best be described as “adversarial,” but the Tesla CEO announced a new level of combativeness Thursday: He intends to take brands who took their ad spend away from the platform to court in hopes they’ll be criminally prosecuted for not paying him. Tesla’s Cybertruck … Read more

Elon Musk Realizes He Went Too Far In Telling Advertisers To ‘Go F—‘ Themselves

Elon Musk Realizes He Went Too Far In Telling Advertisers To ‘Go F—‘ Themselves

It’s not too often Elon Musk walks back something he has said. Usually, he just hopes we all forget about the asinine claims and promises he makes, and we all go on with our lives. Well folks, not this time, because this mistake clearly is having an impact on Musk’s companies and their bottom lines. … Read more

Tesla Investors Voted For Elon Musk’s $45 Billion Pay Package, But He Won’t Get It Yet

Tesla Investors Voted For Elon Musk’s  Billion Pay Package, But He Won’t Get It Yet

It seems like 1,000 years since Tesla began the drive to return Elon Musk’s $56 billion — sorry, $45 billion now that shares have dropped — payday, after it was struck down as “unfathomable” by a Delaware court. As of yesterday, the tally is finally in: Tesla investors want the CEO to get every single … Read more

Tesla Creates Website To Convince Shareholders To Make Elon Musk $55 Billion Richer

Tesla Creates Website To Convince Shareholders To Make Elon Musk  Billion Richer

Elon Musk is filthy, stinking rich. Despite Tesla’s current troubles resulting in his net worth tumbling a few billion, he’s still the third richest person on the planet. Apparently that wealth isn’t enough for him or Tesla. Now, the company actually created a website to convince shareholders that their part-time CEO deserves a $55 billion … Read more