Key events
18 min: There’s a stoppage. Apparently the assistant ref running the line has got a physical problem; he’s going to become the fourth official.
16 min: Kelly gets a head on Gordon’s fine delivery … but it travels over the bar.
15 min: Romero slides in to cut out a ball down the Newcastle right wing. Corner for the hosts … Krafth shoots after a tame punch from Vicario, the ball going out for another corner …
14 min: Son dances down the left for Spurs and whips in a lovely, low, curling ball … but he can’t find anyone on the end of it.
13 min: This is end-to-end stuff, with the flag going up to end Newcastle’s venture forward. Barnes is looking particularly lively on the left.
11 min: Disallowed goal! Spurs take a corner short, with Porro eventually whipping the ball in from the right. Romero heads in … but the flag is up for offside, Newcastle’s defence getting their line right.
10 min: Odobert tales a lovely first touch on the right from a dinked ball forward, but Kulusevski, who was in an offside position, gets in the way to stop the Tottenham attack.
9 min: Nearly an opener for Newcastle. Gordon finds Barnes on the left, who takes on Porro. The left-winger cuts in with his right foot, curling just wide as he looked to find the top corner.
7 min: The offside flag goes up for James Maddison out on Spurs’ right wing.
5 min: The corner goes in and out, but Newcastle continue to threaten … and Isak strikes the bar! He nicked the ball off Son Heung-Min by the corner flag and then dinked the ball in from the right wing, nearly catching out Vicario with an audacious chip.
4 min: Barnes sprints through on the left, looking to get on the end of a through ball … but Dragusin gets in the sliding interception. Corner for Newcastle.
2 min: Spurs’ midfield knock it around, getting a feel for proceedings.
1 min: Bruno is in some early bother after Kulusevski takes him down by the halfway line. He gets up to take the free-kick which Dan Burn flicks in to the box, but Alexander Isak can’t take the ball down and get a shot away.
Peep!
Off we go. Newcastle kick off in their usual black-and-white stripes. Spurs are in blue.
The teams are out there, ready to get going. Sort your snacks and drink.
An astute observation from Justin Perry.
“I’m guessing that’s it’s not an entirely healthy look for a team (like Newcastle) to have so few numbers under 12 on the backs of their players in the pitch. Or maybe that’s very old fashioned.
“I suspect there’s a limited number of superstars who are happy to pitch up and get a random squad number in the twenties or thirties…”
An introspective email in from Maxime Doneux. “With players in recent years spending almost as much time in the gym as on the training pitch, it feels like some of the more aesthetic players are being replaced by industrious super-athletes. We’ve got fewer Jay-Jay Okochas and Eden Hazards, pulling out tricks such as the flip flap, roulette, or even simply the nutmeg.
“Which player starting today do you think still embodies the more artistic style of the game?”
I’ll throw this out to the rest of the readers. He’s obviously a machine, too – and not playing today – but there’s plenty of aesthetic pleasure to take from the way Kevin De Bruyne strikes the ball. From today’s 22 players, James Maddison has some artistic flourishes to his work.
Ange Postecoglou says Micky van de Ven wasn’t 100% despite training in the week and he was keen to give Dragusin a go. Pape Sarr is in to provide some “running power in midfield”.
A warm hello and thank you to Gary Naylor. “While you’re waiting for the new Murakami, I can recommend Burning and Drive My Car, two film adaptations of his short stories. I’ve seen both four times and they gave more on each viewing.”
Back to the football for a second: here’s Eddie Howe, with a tiny violin playing in the background.
I’m not going to sit here and say it’s been a brilliant window. We haven’t had the window we wanted, there’s no denying that. I think when PIF [Saudi Arabia’s Public Investment Fund, Newcastle’s majority owners] took over, the landscape was different. A lot has changed in terms of PSR and our need to comply with the rules to prevent a points deduction.
That impacts the ability to progress the club as quickly as maybe they wanted to. I don’t think the dream dies necessarily, it just takes longer. We have got to build our revenue streams, bring more money into the club. This is the biggest thing we need to focus on in the next 10 years. Whether I’m [going to be] lucky enough to see any of that, who knows. The dream is not over, it is just going to take a lot, lot, longer.
“I can recommend you to, like me, wait for latest Murakami’s English translation to hit the stores in November,” writes Karen Asad. “There you asked for it. Draw would be the most likely result; yet it could go either way.”
Thanks, Karen. I’m currently making my way through Booker Prize winners. Here’s one for you: I just finished the haunting, stunning Prophet Song by Paul Lynch.
LIVE SPORTS EVERYWHERE! Some other stuff going on if you don’t want to hang out with me.
So there’s one change for Newcastle from the side that drew against Bournemouth last week: Harvey Barnes comes in for Jacob Murphy. Spurs have two changes from their win over Everton: Micky van de Ven is out, Radu Dragusin is in. Brennan Johnson drops to the bench, with Pape Sarr into the XI.
The teams
Here’s how we’re looking …
Newcastle: Pope, Livramento, Krafth, Burn, Kelly, Longstaff, Bruno Guimarães, Joelinton, Barnes, Isak, Gordon
Subs: Alex Murphy, Almirón, Jacob Murphy, Hall, Osula, Targett, Tonali, Trippier, Dubravka
Tottenham: Vicario, Porro, Romero, Dragusin, Udogie, Sarr, Bissouma, Maddison, Kulusevski, Heung-Min, Odobert
Subs: Devine, Davies, Bentancur, Spence, Johnson, Werner, Bergvall,
Gray, Forster
Preamble
Hello, hello, hello and welcome to coverage of Spurs’ trip to the north east. Both sides reside on four points after two matches but it’s the visitors who have had more fun this season, having put four (!) past Everton last weekend. Newcastle are still waiting to fire, perhaps still moping by the bedroom window over their failed pursuit of Crystal Palace’s Marc Guéhi. Crack open a tub of ice cream, put on When Harry Met Sally and just get over it, folks.
The good news for the hosts? They’ve had a great time against Spurs at home over the last couple of seasons. In April it was a 4-0 win for Newcastle at St James’ Park, the year before it was a 6-1 rout, Alexander Isak bagging a brace on both occasions. He’s still waiting to open his account this term; today feels like the day for it.
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