“Oooh, so boring, I forgot what a daredevil like you is. I forgot that your life is a never ending joy ride of talking to Brit Hume in between catheter ads on Fox,” quipped Stewart during a live, post-DNC episode in Chicago.
Stewart noted that even the conservative network “had to acknowledge” the convention was nothing but “fire emoji” this week.
Most of Fox News “was admitting defeat,” he said — except for Watters, who “bravely continued the pretense that the convention was going badly, even when the footage right next to his fucking head disagreed.”
Stewart tossed to a clip of Watters describing a not-so-“jubilant” scene at the DNC with “empty” seats, despite footage from the convention’s roll call showing Democrats smiling and cheering while a DJ danced and played music.
“You see these liberal media anchors walking around and no one even stops them for selfies, actually feel bad for them. Last night felt like a funeral, and it was,” said Watters on Tuesday.
“Yeah, yeah, last night felt like a funeral. We all know funerals always have a DJ. Goodbye dearest grandfather,” Stewart said, before he imitated a DJ.
Check out more of Stewart’s live, post-DNC monologue below:
