In a serendipitous commemoration of me officially reaching my L.A. equinox (a.k.a. living here for one full year), Erewhon—the official meeting spot for hippie-adjacent celebrities, wealthy teenage girls from the Palisades, and visiting onlookers startled by the sky-high grocery prices—has released the holy grail: a brand-new Kendall Jenner celebrity smoothie, clocking in at a very normal (please, read the sarcasm here) $23 for 20 ounces. (Or maybe it’s not a mere coincidence; maybe Erewhon read my Hailey Bieber smoothie diary—which is an affordable $19, may I add—and is keeping tabs on me? Honestly, better them than the NSA.)
Jenner’s smoothie features GT’s Synergy Peach Paradise Raw Kombucha and non-dairy Cocoyo Peach Nectarine Living Coconut Yogurt, making for a potent-sounding probiotic cocktail that, I’m not going to lie, I have some digestive questions about. That said, a portion of the proceeds go to Los Angeles’s Good Shepherd Shelter for mothers and children impacted by domestic violence, so on a recent Thursday, I told myself the astronomically expensive smoothie was at least partly worth the price and dove in; without further ado, here’s everything the Kendall Jenner Peaches & Cream smoothie tastes like.
Photo: Courtesy of Erewhon
